Midway Inn Chicago - Chicago, USA 

I don't know where to begin, because there were just soooooo many things that were wrong. The whole "hotel" stank of cigarette smoke. My room had dried vomit on the floor. The night stand was covered in some sort of sticky goo. Only one outlet worked, that was the one the TV and the bedside lights were plugged into. Needless to say in order to charge my cellphone I went without TV, which was fine because there was no remote control. No closet to hang clothing just some hooks on the wall. The bathroom had all the amenities. The sink had no counter space the toilet had no cover. I didn't dare step foot in the sink for fear that I would be infected by some bacteria. We were supposed to get continental breakfast with our stay. That was a joke. We had to ask for it and the front desk guy went to the Jewel Osco and bought some cereal. ON our way down to "breakfast" we stumbled upon what one could only call vomit on the stairs. NASTY!!!!!!

Maybe 40 years ago, this might have been a modest place. But she's fallen on hard times. Upcharged on my "gauranteed" rate upon arrival. Airport shuttle runs to the airport every two hours beginning at 4a and ending at either 8a or 10a (not too convenient but better than nothing). Exceedingly thin walls as we could hear the conversation next door. And one non-clean bathroom with very thin towels. Was in the lobby for a total of three minutes and encountered two oldest profession women. Pretty good looking but probably not the clientele you might encounter in a $70-80 per night "inn." The good news is that there's a grocery store across the street (there were no stocked / working vending machines), a good hot dog place two doors down, nice enough staff, and it's really close to Midway Airport (five-seven minutes drive). So if you're looking for an experience, oldest profession women, or something really close to Midway, book it. Otherwise, you have been warned.