Sherwood Court Hotel - Shanklin, United Kingdom 

Where to Start!!!! No TV - Well it was in the room and had good white noise Taps falling off Bath No Shower or shower head adapter to wash hair Table Spoons to Eat Puddings Only one Marmite, and that was taken from Kitchen Floor Forgot to give the fruit for breakfast, but then the days it was served you had to fish out the dirty spoon in the bowl Brown Bread Mouldy and run-out Hot Water turned off Saucer of Vegetables to share between four - if you were lucky to get Vegetables Swimming pool shut No Sauna Jacuzzi - Just as well because covered in Black Mould Carpets dirty and yellow tape to keep together The cheese plate had human blood! on the cheese Asked for cheese and biscuits - and told if we had everyone may want some! Vegetarian selection - comes with Bacon Heard a complaint from another in party that the TV was not working - The reply was you have one in your room we didn't advertise that it would Work from staff Well thats just some of the surprises which will await you. The waiter staff were mostly friendly When telling the management. I was made to make it look like my fault for not letting them know about the faults!!!!! - Strange they didn't come around and ask if everyone was happy!

understaffed dirty poor standard accomodation. The staff that did appear were dirty and ill presented arguing constantly with each other The rooms are dank dirty and pokey you really couldnt get a cat wee enough to swing showers are few and if you are lucky to get one in your room it either wont work or wont be hot Bathtubs are prehistoric and filthy Linen and towels are scarce with many rooms going without whilst the clapped out washers try to catch up on the never ending pile of washing thrown all over the floor at the rea of the hotel (and need a good boiling even after washing) Food is regularly served cold and often sprinkled with hair 45 mins is the standard wait between starter and main course if indeed they havent run out of food on your stay Rooms often are double booked so dont be surprised if you wind up sharing with a stranger toilets wobble and spill contents over floor cigarettes are not banned as each room will verify with the yellow walls curtains and burn marks as well as stink of previous occupants Not positioned for the benefit of car drivers as it is right on the lights with little or no space to load or unload cases No pool or any leisure facilities although there is a small pond at the rear which is for viewing purposes only Tea in rooms is damp dirty tea bags of undeterminate age and a totally new experience in vile taste Kettles take an average of 30 mins to boil one cup thats if they dont blow up in the process Everything closes on the island after august so plan carefully so that time in sherwood is as little as possible Enjoy your holidays folks!!