This place is an embarrassmentPosted: Tue, Jul 22 2008Location:
4Rooms:
0.8Service:
1Value:
1I spent six dreadful nights at the Grosvenor Hotel recently. At first glance the hotel appears quite nice. The lobby is bright and clean. There's a grand piano in the center beneath a giant chandelier, a wide marble staircase, and a doorman outfitted in top hat and tails. Luxurious, right? Sadly, no. This is mere window dressing. Get beyond the ground floor and you realize that the Grosvenor is a tired, old, broken-down hotel that’s in dire need of cleaning and restoration.
Considering what they charge per night, the room was an embarrassment. Dirty, dusty, hasn’t seen a coat of paint in decades, and so small that the door barely cleared the edge of the bed when opened. Not a big deal, you say. You can live with a small room. What about cleanliness? If you look close enough in any hotel I’m sure you can find all manner of unpleasantries--bugs, hairs, fingernails, stains, etc. It didn’t take close inspection or a magnifying glass to find them here--they were blatant. I’m talking long hairs on the pillows and multiple stains on the underside of the bedspread. The bathroom wasn’t much better--dank, moldy and dimly lit.
The room and the apathetic staff (yes, they’re as listless as the drab hallways and guest rooms) aside, I will say that the location is convenient. It’s adjacent to Victoria Station and actually has a side entrance that takes you directly into the station. Also, Buckingham Palace, Westminster Abbey, even Trafalgar Square are an easy walk from the hotel. So if location is your priority..and you don’t mind being overcharged for a cramped, contaminated room..then go for it. Otherwise, I say take a pass on this place. There have got to be better values elsewhere in the city.