Partner Playa del Ingles - Playa del Ingles, Spain     

read the reviews however only accomodation left on a last minute staff flight booking, on arrival i can only say in the words of manuel in fawlty towers the generalisamo is not in madrid but alive and well working on reception. got to our room and spotlessly clean no utensils, one pan 2 plates 3 cups however we were not planning to eat in everyone around seemed to get extra cooking utensils easily just by asking. the dreaded nightclub didnt happen until friday which was the university night for the locals they came out of nowhere at 1am but we never heard a thing. saturday night what a difference i can sleep through a nucleur explosion but my other half was up till 6am when it stopped. relief sleep then the ola girls started do not disturb means nothing when they are shouting ola to each other right outside your bedroom window, the resort is full of touts if you are easily intimadated do not go. anfi resort is time share dont get sucked in i went as a travel rep so didnt get the hard sell it is beautiful but basically they want ?7800 for a one bedroom apartment for one week a year. use the local buses easy. taxi transfer to airport $40 euros bus $6 for two. submarine trip $35 euros each. bus to puerto mogan $7 for two. the windows are so filthy you cannot see so get the glass bottom ferry for $6 euros each and you can see as much in a nutshell would not choose to stay there but if it meant not having a holiday would go back it is not as terrible as previous reviews said think though we got a good week on the nightclub opening times