Hotel Don Juan - Lloret de Mar, Spain 

when i first arrived at this hotel the staff were very friendly (well a bit too friendly for my liking, a young spanish bloke asked to carry my case and once he had showed me round the room, including how the bum wash thing worked he wanted to use my new beach towl to dry himself!!!) All went well after this untill the third nite of our stay, me and my friend were tucked up in bed around 7.30pm after leaving the other lads out having a few drinks when there was an almighty noise coming down the coridoor. within seconds our very unsecure door flung open and what i can only discribe as a small youth with a receeding hairline proceeded to cover the room with a powder fire extinguisher. We were left confused and chocking. We also had experiances with the town drunk who repeatedly claimed to own a lamborghini in a vain attempt to chat up the girls.

When I arrived to a nice clean room I thought perhaps this hotel had put it's troubled past behind it - even if the staff were still unbelievably rude. But no it has not. With groups of lads(not brits to give us some credit) beginning the nightly festival in the corridors around 10pm until 1am(when they go out clubbing) and then starting again at 5am when they get back. Doors kicked, screaming and rugby tackles in the hall are the order of the day. Every morning rubbish strewn everywhere. During the day they hang around the corridors staring at all who dare to pass. Not great when you are holidaying on your own. Don't even bother trying to complain. No-one speaks English(even if you try to sweeten them up with your bad Spanish). Although eventually they got the gist about me going home early as i was sick to the back teeth of it. The food was actually passable. I quite enjoyed the breakfasts to be honest. I'm not really one to complain and wasn't really expecting too much but it annoyed me that if the lads in question(there must have been about twenty of them on my floor alone) had been British they would have been kicked out after the first night. This hasn't just put me off this hotel. It has put me off Spain - not that I have ever been one for a beach holiday anyway.