Not great...not great at all.Posted: Mon, Mar 17 2008Location:
2Rooms:
1.5Service:
0.9Value:
1I recently stayed for one night at Martin's Central Park for work. If you're short on time and can't read a whole review, I'll sum up by saying, "Go elsewhere".
While the lobby and restaurant look nicely renovated, the rooms aren't. They look old and dirty though the very small bathrooms seem to have been done up.
Bizarrely, you need to ring down to reception for the key to the mini bar, which is otherwise locked!? Don't bother, it's poorly stocked anyway. The room service menu is so short, I thought I was missing a page (apparently not). There are about 7 dishes on the menu - half of which are pizzas. I ordered a steak. It was brought by the most unfriendly staff member I've encountered for a long time. A scruffy woman came, dumped the tray on the side board and ran away, before I'd even had a chance to say thanks. The steak was tough, the salad was so soaked in olive oil that the leaves were starting to go translucent. There was no pepper, salt or even the offer of ketchup for the chips. At midnight, I rang reception to book a wake up call. No-one answered. I rang the wake up call service, the concierge and every other number I could find that might reasonably book me a wake up call. It seems that the hotel is unstaffed at night. Not really a problem, until it is.
The walls are so thin that I could hear every word the couple in the room next door were saying - even though they were speaking softly. They also decided to have a jacuzzi in the middle of the night, which was so loud. The breakfast restaurant felt like a seedy nightclub at 4am rather than breakfast before a day at work. It was so dark, I had trouble seeing the condiments and had to peer closely as though I were 100 years old. After a night at this hotel, I must say, I felt it.
No English newspapers. Not a huge thing, but something so easily rectified, I'm suprised they don't bother. There's a lot of things they don't bother with at this hotel. Each individual thing is no big deal, but together, they add up to a small, seedy, dirty hotel with unfriendly staff and bad food. Come here if you want to capture the desperation of the travelling salesman a la 1950s middle America.